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A fine romance with no kisses.

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A fine romance, my friend, this is. They
think we're like a

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couple of hot tomatoes.

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But we're as cold as yesterday's
Mappetato.

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A fine romance with no wrestling.

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A fine romance with no...

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You haven't got a chance.

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This is a fine romance.

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Thank you.

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It's all part of the friendly service.

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You never used to do press -ups when you
kissed me.

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Do you think you could manage another
one?

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What, baby?

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No.

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A kid.

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Can I manage another one?

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No, I don't think I can.

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I can't sit on the other side in there
some night, otherwise by the time he

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arrives, I'll have one enormously
muscled arm.

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You're very sure about he, aren't you?

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Yes.

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William Beaumont Barker.

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If we call him that, and he hates rugby,
he's not going to like us.

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The arm's better.

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Oh, good.

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Now, who could that be?

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I'll give you three guesses.

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It's all right.

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Phil.

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We're not disturbing you, are we?

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No. No.

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Phil was just doing his antenatal
exercises.

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I brought you a little present for the
baby. Oh.

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Well, we were on our way home from work
and as we practically passed your

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door... The office, our flat, your
house. We always go the long way home.

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Really, Laura, you must stop buying
things. What is it? It's a baby bouncer.

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I didn't think you were supposed to
bounce babies.

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Thank you, Laura. Sweet.

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What do you do with it?

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Well...

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You suspend this from something,
doorframe or something like that, and

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sits in here, here, and he bounces up
and down to his heart's content.

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We start ricocheting between the floor
and the top of the doorframe.

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Of course he won't. That's what I said.

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Yes, and I said the same to you. Except
you didn't laugh.

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What about a drink?

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Would anyone like a drink? Yes, please.
No, Hank.

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Try, isn't it?

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I don't want to have one on my own.

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That's all right.

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I'll have one with you.

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You sure, mate?

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Yes, thanks. We ought to be getting off,
actually. I'm allowed this first, am I?

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I mean, when you'd finished your drink.

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Why don't you have one? Because I don't
want one.

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I'll have one.

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I'll have lemonade on the rocks, please.

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Right.

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There.

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You sure, mate?

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Yes. Thanks, thanks. I'm driving and I
had a pint at lunchtime. Half, actually.

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You had a half. I had a pint. Half.

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It doesn't really matter, does it?

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No. No? No.

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Cheers. Cheers.

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Cheers.

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I'd be so glad to see the back of those
three in my life.

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Don't you defend them? I wasn't going
to. I was here moving.

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What's the matter with them lately,
anyway?

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Laura wants a baby and Mike doesn't. I
thought they'd dropped the idea.

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Mike has. Laura hasn't.

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Well, it's eight to two.

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That must be the end of it.

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Mike hopes so. Laura doesn't.

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Can't go on flogging her dead horse.

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Laura will. Mike won't.

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Have they thought the whole thing
through properly?

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Mike hopes so. Laura doesn't.

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No wonder they couldn't agree on how
much beer he had lunch time.

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It was all my fault.

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Oh, come on.

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Well, I was the one that brought them
together in the first place.

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Yeah, but they defied all the odds by
staying together.

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I wish they'd thought up their problems
by themselves instead of coming round

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here and bothering us with them.

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Yes, it is.

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I mean, what would we have done if I'd
wanted a baby and you hadn't? But I did.

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Well, if you had and I hadn't. But you
did.

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No, if I hadn't.

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Well, if you hadn't and I hadn't. No, if
I had and you hadn't. But they've done

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it again, haven't they? One hour I
listened to their gibberish, they got us

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talking gibberish to each other.

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Jibber -jibber.

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What are you gibbering?

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What are you creeping

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about for?

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I came to see if you were awake.

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I am.

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Now.

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Before, I mean. No, as a matter of fact.

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I'm sure that furniture knows when
someone's coming in the dark.

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In theory, it moves itself about.

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You didn't just come in to stub your
toe, did you?

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Look, this is silly.

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Just because we've had a row, it doesn't
mean to say that we can't share the

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same bed. Are you taking back what you
said? For goodness sake, we're not in

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school. Do you? No. Right.

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Then I should

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sleep on the couch.

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Why? Well, because it's traditional.

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Since when have we been traditional?

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Oh!

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Now, come on. No. You go to bed. No, I
don't want to go to bed. Go to bed.

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want to sleep on that sofa. No, you do
not want to sleep on this sofa. Yes, I

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do, now get off! I am sleeping on this
sofa, and that is an end to it.

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Yes. Would you?

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I never thought we'd end up here at two
o 'clock in the morning talking about

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hitting each other.

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Where did you think we'd end up?

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I don't know.

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Nowhere for a long time and then
somewhere together.

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But not with a child.

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Look, I'm talking about it, Mike. I'm
not niggling or nagging.

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I'm just talking about it quietly and
sensibly.

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And I promise it's for the last time.

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If I thought... Yes?

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If I thought we could look after a baby,
bring it up... Well, of course we

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could.

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But you've got to be responsible. You've
got to be settled.

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We are.

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Ten minutes ago, we were throwing
buckets of water over each other.

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Is that the action of responsible
adults?

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You'd make a lovely father.

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Oh, I don't know why you say that.

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You're so kind.

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Oh, yes, very.

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Going around hitting women, that's very
kind.

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You didn't hit me.

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I would have done.

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Only if I'd have hit you first. I
thought of it first.

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What if a child had been watching that?

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But if we'd had a child, it wouldn't
have happened. There you go again. A

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It's just a baby.

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It's not some magic that cures
everything that's wrong between two

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do you mean, everything? Everything is
wrong.

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Oh, I know. I didn't think anything was
wrong.

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I thought we were beginning to get on
rather well. I thought we were beginning

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to enjoy each other. We were.

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Then why have a baby to put everything
right when everything's right without a

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baby in the first place? It shouldn't
have come out like that.

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Well, it did.

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Doesn't mean to say that everything
couldn't be better.

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No.

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I'm thinking of us, Mike.

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You're not.

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You mean I'm selfish?

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No.

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But it's not us.

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For once, the baby.

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If we had a son, you could teach him the
landscape gardening business.

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He'd love that.

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Son, give up all thoughts of becoming a
rich merchant banker.

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Your dad's going to teach you how to
become a struggling landscape gardener.

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You won't always be. You're good at it,
and word gets round. Oh, well, I wish it

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would hurry up. I'm not getting any
younger. And that's another thing.

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We're too old. Oh, medically speaking.

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Practically speaking.

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We could die before the child grew up.

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Now, that's downright morbid.

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Well, I couldn't kick a football around.
Well, of course you could. No, I

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couldn't.

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One of me sticks slipped, I'd fall flat
on me back.

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Is it because you never had a mother and
father? Of course I had a mother and

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father.

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Didn't arrive in a... capsule from the
planet Krypton.

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Not knowing them, I mean.

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I don't know.

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I'm not bugging you, am I?

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It's like spending money on double
glazing when the roof's still leaking.

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Then we'd better get some sleep.

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The bed's soaked.

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The sofa's soaked.

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And we've only got one dry blanket left.

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We'd better make Rau's dry ones from now
on.

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There.

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Goodnight, Laura.

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Ah, Phil.

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Good morning, it's Mike.

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I'm sorry I'm a bit early.

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Is it as early as all that?

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I'm sorry. The thing is, I was wondering
if Laura was round there.

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Well, no, I don't see why she should be
either, but she isn't here.

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No.

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Well, she must be somewhere else then.
I'm sorry to have bothered you. I didn't

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wake you up, did I?

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Oh, I'm sorry about that, Phil.

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Goodbye.

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I was just about to come and look for
him. Why?

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Because you weren't here.

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No, I was at the laundrette. We've
already established that. What were you

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there? Drying the bedclothes. But it's
seven o 'clock.

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Well, I didn't sleep very well.

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Oh, I didn't sleep very well either, but
I didn't sneak off to the laundrette.

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Well, I didn't sneak off anywhere.

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You get some very weird people at
laundrettes at odd hours.

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What weird people?

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Oh, you for a start.

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Yes, all right.

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What would you say to egg, bacon,
sausage, mushrooms and tomatoes?

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Not a lot.

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Do you like cooked breakfast? Not this
morning.

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Just a piece of toast and a cup of tea
will do fine.

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I think you should have a cooked
breakfast.

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Why?

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Because I'd like to cook one for you.
Does sleeping on a sofa always make you

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behave like this?

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Tea and toast.

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Hello, Helen.

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No, she popped out to the laundrette.

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Yes, that's what I said, yes.

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No, no, no, fine.

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I'm sorry to have troubled you.

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Yes, goodbye.

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Why did you phone Helen?

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Because I thought you might have been
round there.

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Seven o 'clock in the morning? Far more
likely than going to the laundrette at

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seven o 'clock in the morning.

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Don't be angry, Mike, not this morning.
I'm not angry.

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I'm just confused.

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These bags are full of food.

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Yes, well, I went shopping while the
clothes dried.

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Oh, I see.

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No wrong in stocking up, is there?

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No, no, no.

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It's not going to become a way of life,
this dawn activity, is it?

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No, I don't think so.

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Right, here we are.

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We've had a lot more good times than
bad, haven't we?

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Yes, of course. Why?

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Just nice to think about, isn't it?

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That's it.

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Have

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I

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got marmalade somewhere?

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No.

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Are you all right? Yeah, I'm fine.

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You look peculiar.

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Thanks. Oh, not peculiar. Funny. Well,
it must be my early start catching up

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with me.

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Actually, I shan't be at the office
today, Mike.

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Oh, right.

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I've got some things to do.

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Well, now you've taken on Mr Robinson
and Terry, I don't think you need me in

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the old office anymore.

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I wouldn't say that.

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I mean, I've seen Mr Robinson's typing.
He's much quicker than I am. Not so

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messy, either.

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Funny how you both call him Mr Robinson.

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I can't bring myself to call him
Wilfred.

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Neither can I.

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What does young Terry call him?

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Wilf. He would.

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Still, they're nice people, aren't they?
Both of them. Oh, yeah.

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Once they begin to understand what the
other's talking about, they make a good

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team.

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Well, I'm glad you're working with nice
people.

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They like you.

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Oh, nice people with good taste.

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More tea?

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No, thanks. I ought to be getting along.

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Set the staff a good example.

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I'm sorry about last night, Mike.

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Yes, so am I.

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We won't think of it as typical, will
we?

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I shouldn't think so.

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We haven't chucked water over each other
before.

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Well, I'm off to brutalise the workers.

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Cheerio. Cheerio, Mike.

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The laundrette?

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Yeah. What, at seven in the morning?
Well, that's what Mike said.

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Unless I misheard him.

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I couldn't have done it.

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I can't think of another word that
sounds like laundrette, can you?

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No, I don't think I can.

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At least you've finally gone round the
twisty.

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Oh, no.

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You want a chat?

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They're catering.

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I think you're moving in.

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Don't worry.

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The cases.

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You're not?

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No.

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What are you doing, then?

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Well, I'm going to Brussels, you see. I
must be able to get a job there.

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I mean, all those Euro MPs shouting at
each other in their own languages.

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They must wear out interpreters very
quickly.

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Well, what about Mike?

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He doesn't need an interpreter.

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Don't be silly, Laura. You know what I
mean.

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You can't go charging off to Brussels
every time you have a row.

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If I'd done that recently, I'd never
have been off the aeroplane.

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Well, what did Mike say?

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Nothing.

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I didn't tell him.

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You just walked out. No, no, no. I saw
him off to work.

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He wouldn't have a big fry -up for
breakfast.

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Then I packed my bag and now I'm off to
the airport.

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Oh, that's charming.

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He left a note.

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No. So what happens now? He gets home,
no you, no note.

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You start worrying.

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Your phone here, I expect.

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Yes, it was.

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Were you going to know? Well, I
couldn't, could I? What could I say in a

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Dear Mike, I'm ratting on you. I'm not.
All right, doing the dirty on you. Oh,

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Helen, you should have told him. Well, I
couldn't.

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He'd have made a long, beautiful speech
like, don't go.

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And I'd have said, we'd have tried to
make it work because we like each other,

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but we can't solve this one.

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And it won't go away.

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We'd have ended up just not liking each
other, and that would have been far

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worse.

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So... Can I call a taxi? No, we'll take
you to the airport, won't we, Phil?

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Yes, of course we will.

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Thanks. I'll just go.

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Who are you ringing?

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Mike. No, you don't.

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If he gets to the airport and she sees
him... We've got to let go of those two.

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If we carry on like this, we'll end up
adopting them.

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They love each other.

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Like. She said, like.

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Well, what if she's silly in Brussels?

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She's silly everywhere. Phil!

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Don't worry, she's not going to end up
haunting waterfront bars with a plastic

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mac and a fag in her mouth.

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There isn't a waterfront in Brussels.

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Seriously.

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Maybe for the best.

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I've always said the only thing those
two have got in common is having nothing

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in common.

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Being lonely?

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That's true.

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Fine.

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You'll look after Mike for me, won't
you?

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Yes, he can sleep in the nursery till
the baby arrives.

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Ready?

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I'll take this.

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Oh, thanks.

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I've just forgot my bag. It won't be a
minute.

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Strange. They're never delayed when you
want them to be, are they?

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Planes. How did you know?

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Phil.

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That's not a petrol.

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I'm sorry, Mike.

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Well, it's not very far from Brussels,
is it?

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You're going to get on the next plane,
aren't you?

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No. I mean, it's not very far from
Brussels if...

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I suppose it is.

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Got a yellow line? Yeah.

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Double yellow line.

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A fine romance with no clinches.

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A fine romance with no finches. They
think we're like a couple

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of hot tomatoes.

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But we're as cold as yesterday's mashed
potatoes.

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A fine romance with no wrestling A fine

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romance with no nestling We two are just
as prickly as cactus plants

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Love hasn't got a chance This is a fine
romance